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posted on 2004-4-24 at 20:52
Never Do This...
Have you ever missed the rim? Got it on the edge, stuck to the side, plugged the bowl? Did you throw the used toilette paper accidently away from the
toilet bowl?
Well if so, that's nice. This thread has nothing to do with such matters.
Tell us about some things that you have done, which you wouldn't do again. Nothing like "stab myself with an iron" or "shoot
myself in the ass", please.
For example: My buddies and I were getting ready to go to wrestling one night. We were sitting at my bar eating pizza and downing some pops, when my
friend went to go to the bathroom. I scavenged some milk out of the fridge behind the bar and began pouring into the coke. Little did I know, that the
two wonderful drinks did not mix too well. It exploded.
NEVER mix milk with a soda drink.
Do it just in that formula, including the final NEVER statement.
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posted on 2004-4-24 at 21:03
For the fellas, never go commando and zip up really fast. I made that mistake once when i was about 12 years old...it wasn't "something
about mary" bad, but it scared the shit out of me.
When I was younger and I started a lot of fires I lit a tree on fire and the fire department had to come. I had run away by that point and they never
caught me but it scared the shit out of me.
Also, once a bandmate of mine and myself were getting hammered and watching a boxing match (Zab Zudah vs. Corey Spinks). Since we were drunk, we
decided it would be fun to box each other. I got punched in the face and it really hurt my neck. This was about 3 weeks ago and I still have neck
pain.
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posted on 2004-4-24 at 21:18
OUCH! That reminds me of a time my brother and I were boxing with our hockey gear. He punched me right in the mask, it broke and cut my face. It
hurted.
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posted on 2004-4-25 at 01:01
I want to try that milk in soda thing.
Anyway, when I was a kid I was obsessed with Bishops knife hand thing from Aliens (like I'm sure every guy was when the film came out) and was
getting pretty good at it. I used a pen to do it and got some decent speed so I decided to move up in the World, to a compass (I know, I'm a
wimp), anyway I ended up with gashes along the side of my hand (I didn't generally lift it high enough to clear my hand) and a few holes in my
fingers... plus to add to my pain I got suspended for disrupting the classroom.
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posted on 2004-4-25 at 03:55
Never get drunk and fall down some stairs while having a broken collar bone. Doesn't help the healing process.
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posted on 2004-4-25 at 16:27
Well what happens with the milk and soda thing is that it rises really quickly and quickly begins to foam uncrontollably(sp?). Then in hardens into an
ice-cream like substance. I had my buddy eating it with a spoon when he came down. We told him "it was normal".
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posted on 2004-4-25 at 18:53
if you add orange juice to that mix, it turns into sawdust lookiing thing. honest
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posted on 2004-4-25 at 19:08
Never play competitive video games with your girlfriend. They get pretty pissed off if you beat them.
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posted on 2004-4-25 at 19:45
i used to always play nintendo (super) with one of my BFs, but i always won, cuz he sucked
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posted on 2004-4-25 at 20:04
We play mario party games sometimes (last night) and she gets pretty fuming if I beat her in a game. If I let her win, she gets mad and if I beat her
she gets mad. So, basically, I try and win but hope she does. Thank god she beat me last night. Needless to say, we don't play video games
together much anymore.
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posted on 2004-4-26 at 14:24
hahaha
I miss video games,
but ya to add to this of things never to do...
never get drunk with a 8 guys, and you the only girl
never let your limo driver smoke up with your friends...
never let adam play with your video camera, ggl, he tells the most wacked up stories in the world
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posted on 2004-4-27 at 02:09
Don't hang out on Adelaide between Church and Jarvis before 6am on weekdays even if you're in your car. That crazy homeless lady will
curse and attack you.
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posted on 2004-4-27 at 15:17
quotation:Originally posted by Reivax
Never play competitive video games with your girlfriend. They get pretty pissed off if you beat them.
uhh....duh we always have to win! its better if he has to wear glasses and he doesnt have them on so he cant see!
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Things seem so wrong (I had something worth living for)
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I’m without you *Xx
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posted on 2004-4-27 at 22:07
quotation:Originally posted by 1lilrockerchic
quotation:Originally posted by Reivax
Never play competitive video games with your girlfriend. They get pretty pissed off if you beat them.
uhh....duh we always have to win! its better if he has to wear glasses and he doesnt have them on so he cant see!
Dont talk about your X's, especially when no one wants to hear it (Some things are best off forgotten).
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posted on 2004-4-28 at 00:58
Preach it brotha! Testify!
Never pour bottles of Maple syrup all over someone's car just because they said they don't like the Toronto Maple Leafs....it
doesn't really go over well with the police.
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she
wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect
woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.
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posted on 2004-4-28 at 04:27
never put syrup in a passed out persons sock. my friend dd that me and in the morning when i woke up and tried to take it off i almost cried, it
ripped off all my hair and it felt like i was ripping off the skin. actually, if you want, do it. i gotta get hime back for that
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NEVER DO THE FOLLOWING:
-read the book
-Do not use the pole as a safeguard in tag. espeacially not the ones with the big abll attached to it that people are kicking in random directions
-touch a fully charged 9 volt battery to your braces just to see if it will do something
-sled down a hill that has a slope of about 75 degrees, especially if the span between the end of the hill and the street curb is less than two feet.
-dive into first base, if first base is a concrete porch.
-go up to your friend's bedroom window in the middle of the night and whisper his name, especially if he is likely to scream out in terror!,
causing the entire family to rush to the person's room.
-rub your eyes if you just got finished draining gasoline from a tank.
-tell yourself I'll get up early to finish it...cause you wont.
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posted on 2004-4-28 at 05:27
haha, that last one is o true, i alwasy do that. those are good, i gotta think of something better
and what book are u referring too?
never....get too close to a friend of the opposite sex unless you want the relationship thats coming. in my experience, it isn't possible to be
the best of friends without it turning into someting more, no matter how hard you try to stop it
overdose on sleeping pills whhen you are really drunk. i swear i started seeing ghosts
stand close to a fire when someone is through gas in it
fix a stripped wire on an extenstion cord and then try o put in back together when its plugged in. I electricuted myself last week
run downhill with a shopping cart FULL of pepsi...crashed and lost 1/2 of it
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posted on 2004-4-28 at 06:13
.....
Never....
Stage a cross burning in the middle of Sunday church service.
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posted on 2004-4-28 at 13:23
quotation:Originally posted by thelividfan
quotation:Originally posted by 1lilrockerchic
quotation:Originally posted by Reivax
Never play competitive video games with your girlfriend. They get pretty pissed off if you beat them.
uhh....duh we always have to win! its better if he has to wear glasses and he doesnt have them on so he cant see!
Dont talk about your X's, especially when no one wants to hear it (Some things are best off forgotten).
Bah to you!!
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Things seem so wrong (I had something worth living for)
I cant go on, but its something we’re suppose to do
My heart is crushed, now that I’m without you
I’m without you *Xx
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posted on 2004-4-28 at 14:49
quotation:Originally posted by SideO_JR
what book are u referring too?
Most books you are asked to read throughout high school...who need to when you have sites like www.novelguide.com!
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posted on 2004-4-28 at 14:52
quotation:Originally posted by SideO_JR
LoL, you can quote something from someone that was never really written....weired...
Sorry./..just thought that was kinda weired....
[Edited on 28-4-04 by Nick]
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posted on 2004-4-28 at 14:55
ooh novel guide.com i gotta look into that..lol
I am reading "life before man" right now and i am sooooooooooooooo freaken confuzzled
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posted on 2004-4-28 at 15:39
Damnit Nick! you should told me about it earlier!
Never try to fly like super man hyper or not = bad outcome, killed my ankle in grade 7 cause i was just too hyper
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